Santa Declared Not Guilty
In a shock verdict, Santa was cleared of all charges in his recent trial at Waterlooo Bay Toastmasters. Despite highly charged testimony from a number of witnesses and an admission from Santa that he did all the things he had been accused off: entering a house, damaging a roof, drinking Guinness and eating pies and ridiculing Rudolph, the jury took less than a minute to return the verdict of “not guilty”.